Friday, April 2, 2010

This Just In: Islands Float

The gentleman in the video below, who was elected to the U.S. House of Representatives by the people of Atlanta, apparently believes that if too many people are on the island of Guam that it will capsize. Yes, capsize. As in Guam is apparently just floating on top of the ocean and, you know, if all the inhabitants run to the West side at one time the island will flip over. What does Hank think the bottom of an island looks like, I wonder?

In all seriousness--we elect these people to make draft laws and create policy for the most powerful country in the world? Its terrifying the bona fide idiots that have been given serious power. I'm thinking maybe we need to implement some kind of i.q. test to avoid letting people Like Mr. Hank Johnson and George Bush get elected to office.

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